Shelley Test 1

You really think you can fly that thing? Must go faster. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. What do they got in there? King Kong? Checkmate… You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

Checkmate… Life finds a way. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

We’re in the hands of engineers. I was part of something special. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates donโ€™t eat the tourists.

Dr. Kate Boyd

This is from https://jeffsum.com. Hilarious. I’m just using this as test text. Enjoy!

I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

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